Is it wrong to say, "Hey E2, your sister is being a bitch and making you her bitch."
As I am contemplating educational testing for E2 (after all who willingly does something this stupid), E1 proves to be dumber than her sister. E1 decides it is a GREAT IDEA to TIE the lanyards to our plasma car and drive the car which will PULL THE DOG. (Remember, E2 is dog)
THANK G-D they did not get very far before an minor injury happened versus gee, I don't know - CHOKING!
HOLY HELL. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY OLDEST KID??? IDIOT.
After I explain the HAZARD in playing PLASMA CAR PULLS THE DOG, E1 acts like I ruined her life.
SORRY GIRLS, I WASN'T IN THE MOOD FOR AN EMERGENCY.
My kids are dumb. ALL KIDS ARE DUMB.
Maybe they can play let's drown each other in the bath tonight.